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Expendable Demotivational Poster


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable


TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

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maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here


MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time joke expendable crew tv show double entende sexy girl star trek kirk
Rating: 2.75/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am
Funny!


RED SHIRTS -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


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CURIOSITY -


TAGS: life time human nature boredom cure death expendable people stupid choice suicide dorothy parker quote
Rating: 2.96/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better


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SUN-KISSED -




RED NINJA -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew joke cruel destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:24 am
Hey I get it! And just to prove I do, I'll carefull type the words: expendible crew member. But I'm still kinda shaky on the "ninja" part.


Lost in Translation -


TAGS: star wars complaints the expendables movies work
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:34 pm
Hey, that's why Stallone got the lead in them all!... And yet, no-one appreciates the comparative poke of irony of PC-fascism to Nazism & androgenous art-deco culture in the late-30's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2016, 1:52 am
Yes! Someone who agrees! Thanks, pzy.
pzykosiz - January 26, 2016, 5:53 am
someone understands. i saw about 10 minutes of one of the expendables movies, and it was a steaming pile o' crap


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